T’was the Night Before Comic Con
This is something that I had to do for a school project, which was write a different version of Night Before Christmas so…me and my group made this. I know this isn’t a gif compilation, I’m sorry but I just had to post it. Credit to me and my group (you know who you are).
T’was the night before ComicCon, when all through the hotel
Not a cosplayer was stirring Potterheads not casting a spell
The costumes were hung by the hangers with care
In hope that tomorrow they would not tear
The nerds were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of fandoms danced in their heads
Doctor Who in his bowtie and Ash Ketchum in his cap
The cosplayers settled down for a late night’s nap
When out in the lobby there arose such a clatter
We all sprang from the beds to see what was the matter
Away to the main lobby I flew like The Flash
Tore past the others and stood next to Rainowdash
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
That Hogwarts Express had just arrived here!
With a little green conductor, so wise and with fuzz
I knew in a moment, Yoda it was!
More rapid than Superman the train had come
Yoda whistled and shouted and called each fandom
“Now, Treckies! Now, Hobbits! Now, Tributes and Sherlockins!
On, Homestucks! On, Avatards! On, Fannibals and Whovians!”
He continued to name them, till all the fandoms were called
We gathered onto the train, it sustained the large haul.
Out the window, the superheroes, oh how they flew!
With Iron Man, Superman and WonderWoman too!
And then, in an instant, I heard on the top
The sound of a very familiar hop.
As we ran to the window and looked around
Down the escape hatch, a green yoshi came with a bound!
Yoshi was green from his head to his foot
And the rider’s outfit was stained with coal, dust and soot.
A bundle of other fandoms arrived on other yoshis’ backs
They all came in, in multiple packs
Thor’s hammer how it shone and his hair how majestic
Loki trailed behind, looking rather pessimistic
Katniss entered, and drew her bow
Gandalf appeared, beard white as snow
Darth Vader rode in, his cape waving impressively
Spock followed behind, viewing his tricoder attentively
Link drew his master sword and raised it in the air
Captain America brandished his shield without a care
Another character turned up, why it was Adventure Time Finn!
He announced the train was heading back to the inn.
A wink of their eyes and nod of their heads
Soon gave me to know I have nothing to dread
They spoke not a word then smiled at our work
Then complimented out costumes, and turned a satisfactory twerk
Mario raised his thumb and held it in the air,
Through the escape hatch they went, they disappeared in pairs
We got off the train feeling kind of upset
But it was an experience we would never forget
We heard a shout from the train which was just about gone,
"SEE YA’LL AT COMIC CON!!"